May 18 2009
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![Promotional material for Mars’ new candy bar for girls [insert eye roll here].
So says NPR:
The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it’s a girl.
She’s sexual, uninhibited — and only 85 calories. The “Fling” is the first new chocolate bar Mars has introduced in more than 20 years.
Know what? This is lame. Is it possible for me to enjoy chocolate (or cleaning or washing my hair) without it being totally sexualized? So screw you, Mars. If you’re going to tell me to “pleasure myself” you better be selling something that will actually do the trick.
via NPR](http://24.media.tumblr.com/893hxAzHxnmx7ronZs1JOHJCo1_400.jpg)
Promotional material for Mars’ new candy bar for girls [insert eye roll here].
The Snickers bar has a new sibling, and it’s a girl.
She’s sexual, uninhibited — and only 85 calories. The “Fling” is the first new chocolate bar Mars has introduced in more than 20 years.
Know what? This is lame. Is it possible for me to enjoy chocolate (or cleaning or washing my hair) without it being totally sexualized? So screw you, Mars. If you’re going to tell me to “pleasure myself” you better be selling something that will actually do the trick.
