May 27 2009
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Inapproriate lingo I’m not aware of
Mike and I just spent ten minutes yelling back and forth from the living room to the kitchen (his “office” is at the kitchen table, mine is in the living room; we’re super classy like that) about the definition of “batwings.” (And I ain’t referring to a bat’s wing.) Of course he refused to tell me what it was so I was forced to turn the Internets. Thank god for Urban Dictionary, otherwise I’d be unhip and naive.